mark you doof
The answer is quite simple; I did not own a spoon.
Mark.. Please explain why you didn’t own a spoon. Aren’t you like at least semi-rich?
You have a treadmill and several types of recording equipment how can you not have a SPOON. What do you eat cereal with??
Wow, you guys missed out on a real gem, huh?
The thrilling finale.
Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.
I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.
I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.
And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.